How to Bump Trains (and Why You Should Do It) - Ripley Syndrome #1

Presenting the first issue of Ripley Syndrome, a no-bullshit guide for anyone who’s had enough of paying extortionate train fares. Written by Luna Ripley, this zine walks you through the art of “bumping” trains and buses—a cheeky, practical protest against the profit-hungry corporations bleeding commuters dry.

Inside, you’ll find:

• Step-by-step advice on slipping through ticket barriers without getting caught.
• Sneaky tips for riding buses for free, and how to handle drivers who might call your bluff.
• A sharp critique of the obscene profits train companies rake in while underpaying their workers.

Ripley Syndrome goes beyond just the “how-to”; it makes a compelling argument for why bending the rules feels so justified.

This zine is for informational and entertainment purposes only—so if you try to bump a train, get caught, and end up stammering through an excuse, don’t blame us. But if you’re after gritty truths about public transport and a little rebellious inspiration, this zine is for you.

Buy it, read it, learn from it—and, above all, don’t be a wanker.